Monica Medina ('73) with Mrs. Karen Schwartz, one of nine faculty members

 to join us.

Photo by Monica Medina

 Now you're talkin'! Time to hit the bar. Annie Koff Abramson ('72) and David

 Fiveson ('71).

"We stationed one of our most humanlike foot soldiers, Halitosis

X-15 (Earth name: Boy George) at the bar, dispensing alcoholic beverages freely (and free—open bar) in the hopes of coaxing some key military or logistical secrets from inebriated Earthlings, to aid our invasion.

"Unfortunately, the mission was a dismal failure: the alcohol led one of your people to become uninhibited and, slurring his words, tell Boy G. that he was just a cheap plastic blowup toy, not a real alien. To prove his point, he pulled out a Swiss army knife and tried to deflate him, which sent Boy George running out of the building in tears—

and in pain.

"Personally, I wanted to vaporize the foolish human on the spot, but General Wanker (Earth name: General "Weird Al" Wanker) told me to chill.

"You carbon-based life forms make me puke."

 The class of 1972's Jay Brenner and Roberta Blond Tropper. Jay, of

 course, has been a successful commercial photographer practically from 

 the time he graduated Jericho. And Roberta is the principal of the Long

 Island School for the Gifted, which celebrated its thirtieth anniversary in

 2010. And that leads us to the photo below ...

 That's Cheryl Goldenberg with her eleven-year-old daughter, Taylor, who

 just began attending the Long Island School for the Gifted. We hear the

 principal there is really, really mean!