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"While the rest of you
were heading out into the evening, the class of '72's Philip Bashe
and Ilise Zimmerman astutely figured out that we were plotting an
OBGYN invasion of your planet. They grabbed two of our agents (Earth
names: Whopper with Cheese® and Subprime
Mortgage Derivative, Jr.) and cheerfully started choking them to death. We
responded appropriately, vaporizing the two of them on the spot. "Foolish Earthlings! Awk! Awk! Awk!"
Photo by Ilise Zimmerman |
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"As for the rest of you, who now know our diabolical plan, we'll be coming for you next! Thanks to the thoughtful 'You Are Here ... And So Are' sign, intended to let you know the names of all the human life forms present and which Earth sector they traveled from to be at your reunion, we know who you are and where you live. Jeffrey Schleicher from the class of 1973 looks on helplessly as Colonel Nipzorp (Earth name: Vomitorium) downloads all the precious data into his memory banks.
"Better start packing for your enforced 'vacation'! Hope you enjoy oxygen-free environments and 24/7 enslavement under a superior master race!
"Awk! Awk Awk!" |
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