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June 22–23, 2012 |
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To fully experience or re-experience the JHS Class of 1972 40-Year Reunion Weekend, you'll need to purchase basic virtual-reality equipment:
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First, a pair of virtual-reality boots, to keep your feet on the ground. (Literally. They make it all but impossible to move your legs, much less dance.)
Only $159 a pair!
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Lastly but most importantly, VR headgear with built-in protective goggles, as modeled here by a Jericho first-grader. Actually, he invented it, winning the 2012 Westinghouse Science Talent Search.
Currently on sale for just $399.95!
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His and hers virtual-reality suits. The blinding psychedelic colors deflect potentially adverse virtual- reality high school reunion experiences.
Only $329.95, hers (the "Grace Slick")! $299, his (the "Wavy Gravy")! |
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Available from Black Hole Industries, 7463 Lostmy Way, Beef Jerky, WI 57086 (www.blackhole.com) "Our 65th year of fleecing the public!" |
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Squeezed into your suit? Boots strapped? Headgear on? "Zoom" set to 100%? Then you're ready to be transported to the reunion weekend, beginning with the Friday night preparty:
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